- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What did death say to life? Go die

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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