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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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