- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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