What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Nickelback

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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My Boyfriend

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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