Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Poker? I barely even know her.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

My dad

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

Who is big and stupid My brother

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Anti Joke

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