- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

women's rights.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

Why did it die Nothing died

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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