What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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brittney griner

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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