Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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cancer

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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