Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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an athiest walks into a church

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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I like your hair

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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A man... walks.

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I am a women

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Hey, Max!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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