matt has ebola...funny right!?

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

speak now or forever hold your pee

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Dyslexics are teople poo

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

cliché rebecca black joke.

test

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Anti Joke

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