- Anti Joke

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

Your grandma's cookies.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.