Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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