how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

Wanker

Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Hi what I lug you

Michel Moor on a die...

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Youre mom is so dead...

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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