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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do blonde girls like penis? Because it tastes good

Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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