- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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