Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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