Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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My dad

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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