how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Dyslexics are teople poo

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

cliché rebecca black joke.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

test

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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