Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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A sober Irish individual.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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whos district champs not JM

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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whats long and stretchy? elastic

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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