- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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