- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? AIDS!

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

A guy was beet by his wife.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Gay's

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Get off my porch.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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