Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Your future.

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racism...deal with it!

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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The MLS

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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