- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

I hate blackniggers

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Democracy.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

sure!

HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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