racism...deal with it!

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The MLS

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Wanker

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Hi what I lug you

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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