- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

where's mom I killed her

what this: b a dead one of these: p

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

( . Y . )

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??