A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Winter

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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shut up kobe!

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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How old is your mom Dead

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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