What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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women's rights

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Check out page 4016 :)

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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whats chinese noodles

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Do your parents know you're gay?

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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