What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Thumbs this up

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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