A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

My dad

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A sober Amy Winehouse

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

Who is big and stupid My brother

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