- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

roak

Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Thumbs this up

Dislike this.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

My friend harris is fat.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??