- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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