- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Church.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

i like it in the mouth

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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