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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Do your parents know you're gay?

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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