- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Women's rights.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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