- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Loner.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

This statement is false.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Justin Bieber.

My Boyfriend

These jokes don't have punchlines.

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