Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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