What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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cliché rebecca black joke.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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