A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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