._____________________. Whale!

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david poredos

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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The MLS

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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racism...deal with it!

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Your future.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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Wanker

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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