- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

LIFE :(

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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