Get off my porch.

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A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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This is not a joke

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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GADZOOKS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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