- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Do your parents know you're gay?

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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