- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

YOU

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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