What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Illumati Confirmed

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Three black men were walking...

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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