What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Ron Paul for President!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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