- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Racial equality.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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