- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Loner.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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