what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Anti Joke

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