- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

My Boyfriend

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Nickelback

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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