whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Democracy.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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I hate blackniggers

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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