- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? I like Pie. I like Pie who? What do you mean who? Pie isn't a person, it's a thing.

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