Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Anti Joke

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