- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

whats black and white? a zebra

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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