If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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Weed.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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