Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Poop

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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