A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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Burp

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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