- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

I have suicidal thoughts

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Hillary Clinton

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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