- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Matt is a Duster!

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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