- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

42, that is all

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Your mom.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

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