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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

My penis is big... not.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Mitt Romney

What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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