A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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