Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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