why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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everybody loves raymond

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What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Mitt Romney

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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My penis is big... not.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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