KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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