How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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