What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

Yo momma so fat you have aids

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

What did david give back? Nothing.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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