What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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